Santa visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please don?t sit there, this is Tipu Sultan?s chair. Santa: Don?t worry, I will get up when he comes.

Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi ji was four years old.

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it. Banta: Is this dog faithful? Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned to me.