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POSTED BY: parthsolanki on Jul 23, 2009
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jokes
Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books? Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test. So, I want to score good marks.
The doctor told Santa that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Doc: What?s the problem? Santa: I am 2400kms away from home.
Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks. Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time. Santa: Why are u making a joke? Pappu: Who started first?
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